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circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

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poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

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buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

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